From the recordings The Thrill Of The Chase and Heavy Metal Christmas
Lyrics
Well I’m tired of the same old trash you get me every year,
A couple of shirts, a pair of pants and boxer underwear.
Well babe I’m telling you one thing, I’m laying it on the line,
If you want peace this holiday, you better give me what I want this time!
Chorus:
I want a Heavy Metal Christmas, a Heavy Metal Christmas
A Heavy Metal Christmas, Christmas this year!!
Well Def Leppard real rocks me, so does Judas Priest,
Ozy’s kinda crazy baby and Eddie’s just a beast.
Van Halen keeps me runnin with the devil deep inside,
Led Zepplin’s still the greatest band that ever was alive!
Repeat Chorus:…………Come on, light the tree Johnny!
Well I’m tired of the same old trash you get me every year,
Guns N’ Roses and Metallica is what I wanna hear.
Aerosmith and AC/DC on that rock I could thrive,
The greatest metal ever recorded was when Bon Scott was alive!
Repeat Chorus:……….You hear what I’m saying honey? That’s what I want.
Repeat Chorus:……….Queensryche, how bout Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent, even some KISS!
Come on!
Repeat Chorus:……….Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, Come on honey! Black Sabbath, UFO,
Come on, fire up some Scorpions!
I just want my Heavy Metal.